A guy walks into a bar

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A guy walks into a bar

Postby iamnotalone » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:49 pm

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

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Re: A guy walks into a bar

Postby talkadmin » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:56 am

Good one!
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