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"May I see your registration and proof of insurance?" the officer asks. To which she replies, " I don't have any insurance or registration. I stole this car and killed the owner and put him in the trunk." The officer immediately calls for back-up. When the Sergeant arrives, he asks the lady for some kind of I.D. She immediately hands over her driver's license, registration and proof of insurance. He then tells her to open the trunk which she does and he sees it's completely empty.
" I don't understand", says the sergeant. "When this officer called for back-up he said you had no license, registration or insurance and that you'd stolen this car and killed the owner and stuffed him in the trunk."
The lady replies, " I'll bet that big liar told you I was speeding, too ! "