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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. ...
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The Queen

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your ...
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Smart Lady

A lady gets pulled over for speeding and when the officer walks up to the car, he asks her for her driver's license. " I don't have a license." she replies.
"May I see your registration and proof of insurance?" the officer asks. To which she replies, " I don't have any insurance or registration. I stole this car and killed the owner and put him in the trunk." The officer immediately calls for back-up. ...
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Five Pieces Of Advice For Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Bentley than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b******'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble they’ll remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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Speed Limit

Waiting in a lay by ready to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along the A22 at well under the 30 mile per hour limit. Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his twos and blues and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old people,two in the front seats and three in the back...wide ...
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The wedding test

l was a very happy man, my wonderful girlfriend and l had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me...It was my future wife's beautiful younger sister. She was twenty two, wore tiny mini skirts and would always bend over when near me. One day she called me to come over and help her with the wedding invitations. She was alone when l ...
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God Loves Drunk People Too God Loves Drunk People Too

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife...."Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. ...
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